diff --git a/common/content/dactyl.js b/common/content/dactyl.js
index 5fd8d198..29b0f88e 100644
--- a/common/content/dactyl.js
+++ b/common/content/dactyl.js
@@ -1315,11 +1315,6 @@ const Dactyl = Module("dactyl", {
             },
             { argCount: "0" });
 
-        commands.add(["beep"],
-            "Play a system beep", // Play? Wrong word. Implies some kind of musicality. --Kris
-            function () { dactyl.beep(); },
-            { argCount: "0" });
-
         commands.add(["dia[log]"],
             "Open a " + config.appName + " dialog",
             function (args) {
diff --git a/common/locale/en-US/index.xml b/common/locale/en-US/index.xml
index 620a1e29..850efb7a 100644
--- a/common/locale/en-US/index.xml
+++ b/common/locale/en-US/index.xml
@@ -235,7 +235,6 @@ This file contains a list of all available commands, mappings and options.
     <dt><ex>:autocmd</ex></dt> <dd>Execute commands automatically on events</dd>
     <dt><ex>:back</ex></dt> <dd>Go back in the browser history</dd>
     <dt><ex>:bdelete</ex></dt> <dd>Delete current buffer</dd>
-    <dt><ex>:beep</ex></dt> <dd>Play a system beep</dd>
     <dt><ex>:bmark</ex></dt> <dd>Add a bookmark</dd>
     <dt><ex>:bmarks</ex></dt> <dd>List or open multiple bookmarks</dd>
     <dt><ex>:buffer</ex></dt> <dd>Switch to a buffer</dd>
diff --git a/common/locale/en-US/various.xml b/common/locale/en-US/various.xml
index 37a0a8d7..2c948fc3 100644
--- a/common/locale/en-US/various.xml
+++ b/common/locale/en-US/various.xml
@@ -13,19 +13,6 @@
 
 <h2 tag="various">Various commands</h2>
 
-<item>
-    <tags>:beep</tags>
-    <strut/>
-    <spec>:beep</spec>
-    <description>
-        <p>
-            Play a system beep. This should not be used for any purpose other
-            than testing the visual bell or annoying your co-workers.
-        </p>
-    </description>
-</item>
-
-
 <item>
     <tags>:contexts</tags>
     <spec>:contexts <a>ex-command</a></spec>
diff --git a/pentadactyl/NEWS b/pentadactyl/NEWS
index f4d67701..44e5e1e6 100644
--- a/pentadactyl/NEWS
+++ b/pentadactyl/NEWS
@@ -80,6 +80,7 @@
       - Add basic plugin authorship documentation.
       - The help system is newly modularized and features significant
         updates, rewrites, and formatting improvements.
+    * Removed :beep
     * Removed :edit, :tabedit, and :winedit aliases.
     * Removed :play.